Caomhainn

Ask away   If you have a cookie you have my attention.

veggeez:

landspeedrecord:

xvda:

verdugodiscos:



Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.



VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.

V real

VERY FUCKING TRUE

veggeez:

landspeedrecord:

xvda:

verdugodiscos:

Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.
VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.

V real

VERY FUCKING TRUE

(via chaoticclassicism)

— 16 minutes ago with 2689 notes
#tada 
Today’s lunch made by me for me by viewers like me. Thank you.

Today’s lunch made by me for me by viewers like me. Thank you.

— 1 hour ago
did-you-kno:

Labor Day marks the end of “hot dog season,” which is a period of time between May and September when Americans consume about 7 billion hot dogs.  Source

did-you-kno:

Labor Day marks the end of “hot dog season,” which is a period of time between May and September when Americans consume about 7 billion hot dogs. Source

— 6 hours ago with 2003 notes

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

justagameofcatandmouse:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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Iggy azalea is australian….

— 6 hours ago with 27302 notes

chaoticclassicism:

alexxanderthegreat:

chaoticclassicism:

my friend is here talking about quantum physics & I’m here glowing & spinning

alexxanderthegreat stfu stop with the Carl sagan

Girl this is your life. Getting high and hating on me. Lmao

???????
no one cares about ur quantum physics I did that my junior year & cried bc of it
shut up already

I still think you look good blonde.

— 15 hours ago with 14 notes

I’m in the mood for a cappuccino, but I can only make an espresso at the moment.

— 1 day ago
Anonymous asked: I wish I was your friend so we could crack jokes about everything and anything. My friends are boring and get butt hurt if I joke about anything remotely fucked up. It's kinda depressing bc I naturally have a dark humor.


Answer:

ivannori:

diblits:

ivannori:

Are you kidding? Half of my jokes are about Anne Frank. I’m so sorry you have to go through something so.. horrendous. 

Trust me, he makes worse jokes.

tbh i’ll probably do stand-up at my moms funeral

I feel like I would egg you on.

— 1 day ago with 5 notes
Anonymous asked: I wish I was your friend so we could crack jokes about everything and anything. My friends are boring and get butt hurt if I joke about anything remotely fucked up. It's kinda depressing bc I naturally have a dark humor.


Answer:

ivannori:

Are you kidding? Half of my jokes are about Anne Frank. I’m so sorry you have to go through something so.. horrendous. 

Trust me, he makes worse jokes.

— 1 day ago with 5 notes
mcgonagall:

Wintour Is Coming

The return of the Ice Queen.

mcgonagall:

Wintour Is Coming

The return of the Ice Queen.

(via elitistfashionista)

— 1 day ago with 173 notes
#BOW DOWN